Ewan: What can I have now? (This is the recurrent question the second he finishes his last bite of food)
Me: Wait until we have all finished (Our predictable answer, repeated multiple times throughout every meal)
Ewan: Mummy, be happy
Me: I am happy sweetie, I just have a bit of a sore tummy. Are you happy?
Ewan: Yes
Me: Why are you happy?
Ewan: Because I'm going to have something
Me: Well, what is it that makes you happy
Ewan: mmmm, food I think
(Uncontrollable laughter from me and Karl)
Me: What else makes you happy
Ewan: Bananas, that's all I got (rather impatiently). What can I have now?
Me: Well, are there any people that make you happy?
Ewan: No
Me: Are there any places that make you happy?
Ewan: No
Me: (getting desperate) Does Daddy make you happy?
Ewan: Yes
Me: (relieved, and hoping that I will make the list) Who else makes you happy?
Ewan: Maybe Elliott
What can I say.